Serial Killer Princess Page 17
“Shouldn’t you have asked that earlier?” I shrugged, grimacing at the pull of strained muscles. “I shifted enough times that if I cracked anything, it’ll hold.”
“I should have, but I didn’t realize how bruised you were. You seemed energetic. After, we were too busy wrestling to worry about it. I’ll know better in the future. You have no sense of self-preservation.”
“Lately, I haven’t,” I agreed. “I’m usually a lot more careful. I’m just tired. I’m tired of running, hiding, and waiting to be hunted down, too.”
“Well, there’s no reason you can’t rest, relax, and regroup for a while. Once you’ve had a chance to heal, we can evaluate the situation. I’ll definitely need to research your kills and find out how hard it’ll be to hide them—or create enough evidence to legalize your targets. I expect this’ll cost your father a great deal of money. It’ll make him feel better about himself, especially when he realizes you’re as much of a predator as him and your mother. Gorgon females are vicious, but only when they’re threatened. That’s a trait of the males, and males are rare.”
“My father is an endangered species?”
“Essentially. From what I can tell, he wants to begin rebuilding his hive with your mother as his harem queen. He was hoping to begin gathering new females by making an arrangement with another hive, trading the matured daughters of a hive. In exchange, you’d become a gorgon prince’s surrogate, his harem queen. Your father’ll have to make another plan, as I’m going to claim you for myself despite his wishes.”
“You tricked me,” I accused. “You ran so I’d chase you.”
“And I hoped you were as weak against bacon as your father. In case you were wondering, you’re even worse.”
“I also have a weakness for lollipops.”
“Only the ones with pixie dust in them.”
“Well, yes. Why else would I want a lollipop?”
“I can probably make sure you get a lollipop now and then if you’re good.”
A better woman wouldn’t have fallen so easily to bribes. “How am I supposed to be good?”
“You’ll let me carry you to bed, get you tucked in, and I’ll call in a doctor to make certain you’re all right. Then I’m going to join you in bed and mark my territory until there’s no doubt you’re mine.”
“I have this tendency to want to bite,” I warned him.
“I’m sure I can handle whatever you throw at me. If you like to bite, bite. You’re not going to hurt me. Even if you do, I’ll heal. I’m just worried I’ll hurt you.”
I hissed. “I’m not a fragile little flower.”
“No, you’re not. You didn’t even need us to come to your rescue, did you?”
“The minotaur would’ve gotten bored and wandered off eventually—or I would’ve dropped on his stupid head and bitten him so many times he frothed at the mouth. Either way, I would’ve won. You just made my escape easier.”
“And you really weren’t lured there?”
“No. I told you, I was bored. I decided to see if I could solve a mystery. I just did a sweep of the forest and nosed around as a snake until I found the minotaur’s lair. I found a bunch of camping gear on top of one of those stone pillars, so I figured there was a body in the area. I’d been searching for bones. If I found any, I was going to send them to a lab for identification, then I’d handle it depending on what I found. That’s usually how I find a serial killer; I find the victims first, learn what I can about them, then go after their killer.”
“How long can you go before you get bored?”
I laughed and shrugged. “Not long. Sorry.”
“It’s a good thing I appreciate a challenge. It wouldn’t do for either one of us to get bored.”
To be continued…
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Afterword
Unlike other Magical Romantic Comedies (with a body count,) Serial Killer Princess is only the beginning.
There will be other tales of Tulip and Justin told. I expect the continuation of their misadventures to release in 2019, although I’m not guaranteeing the date.
Serial Killer Princess 2 will be fun, and I look forward to going on a brand new adventure with this crazy couple with you.
As always, all mistakes found within this book are my own. (Hi, Evil Editor Lady! I swear, I was only trying to fix it…)
~RJ
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RJ Blain suffers from a Moleskine journal obsession, a pen fixation, and a terrible tendency to pun without warning.
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When she isn't playing pretend, she likes to think she's a cartographer and a sumi-e painter.
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In her spare time, she daydreams about being a spy. Should that fail, her contingency plan involves tying her best of enemies to spinning wheels and quoting James Bond villains until she is satisfied.
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RJ also writes as Susan Copperfield and Trillian Anderson.
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Magical Romantic Comedies (with a body count)
Playing with Fire
Hoofin’ It
Hearth, Home, and Havoc
Whatever for Hire
Serial Killer Princess
No Kitten Around (Late 2018)
Saddle Up (2019)
Grave Humor (May 2019)
Dragon Her Heels (Late 2019)
From Witch & Wolf World
Series: Witch & Wolf
Inquisitor
Winter Wolf
Blood Diamond
Silver Bullet
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Series: Wolf Hunt
Wolf Hunt (2018)
Wild Wolf (2019)
The Edge of Midnight (2020)
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Series: Nature of the Beast
Pack Justice
Dual Nature (TBD)
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Series: Balancing the Scales
Karma
License to Kill (TBD)
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Standalones
Beneath a Blood Moon
Shadowed Flame
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Tales of the Winter Wolf
(Short Story/Novella Collections)
Omnibus - Volumes One-Five
Volume Six (Aftermath to Winter Wolf.)
Other Stories by RJ Blain
Jesse Alexander Novels
Water Viper
Steel Heart (late 2018)
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Requiem for the Rift King (Epic Fantasy)
Storm Without End
Storm Surge
The Tides of War (TBD)
Witch & Wolf World Reading Order
The Witch & Wolf world is all over the place. I’m sorry about that—really. I’m worse than a gnat sometimes, flitting from project to project, excited to write my next story. Here’s my preferred reading order of these books. While I wrote Inquisitor first, it actually happens after Winter Wolf.
Note: You can jump in on any series with the exception of Blood Diamond, Silver Bullet, and later volumes—they are dependent on events that happen prior in the series.
Winter Wolf (W&W #2)
Tales of the Winter Wolf Vol. 6
Tales of the Winter Wolf Vol. 1-5
Inquisitor (W&W #1)
Beneath a Blood Moon (Standalone)
Blood Diamond (W&W #3)
Silver Bullet (W&W #4)
Wolf Hunt (WH #1, W&W #5)
Wild Wolf (WH #2, W&W #6)
The Edge of Midnight (WH #3, W&W #7)
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The following books can be read at any time:
Nature of the Beast
Pack Justice
Dual Nature (TBD)
Balancing the Scales
License to Kill (TBD)
Standalone
Shadowed Flame